Geez!

All I look forward to is you guys posting funny stuff on here. Give a broke college kid a break! Put something so hilariously funny that I don't dread my next meal of Ramen (Chicken flavor). Make it possible for me not to throw up the next time I suck up the soggy noodles with MSG flavoring. It's been weeks of nothing. You people don't have real jobs, just throw me a bone and put something comparable to Pat trying to fly again.